from my earliest moment i thought - one day...i hope to have a job where i get to wear an obnoxious headset that creases your hair in annoying places and i'll take an unflattering picture on my phone while i do so. i aspire to hang out with socially awkward older women while eating froot loops from tiny boxes.
now the pessimist in me said - "that can never happen. that job is way too fancy and not at all boring or awkward. and froot loops from tiny boxes? no way."
well boys and girls...
i'm here to tell you that all your dreams can come true.